The Thong Song Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a p...Read Full Lyrics

He was a boyShe was a girlCan I make it any more obviousHe was a punkShe did balletWhat more can I sayHe wanted herShe'd never tell Secretly she wanted him as wellBut all of her fr...Read Full Lyrics

Making my way downtown walking fast faces passAnd I'm home boundStaring blankly ahead just making my wayMaking a way through the crowdAnd I need you and I miss you and now I wonder...Read Full Lyrics

I made a choiceI'm rolling with RoyceEverything is everything but I need a better ringI'm married to the game so I got both of us wedding ringsOn everything, T-P's the wedding sing...Read Full Lyrics

Cruising down the riverDancing 'til your feet got numbCool, summer breezes blowing through your hair, as you stood gazing down the riverIn anticipation of the thrill of the dizzyin...Read Full Lyrics

I got the summer on lock (on lock), and the winter too (winter too)Let me show you you what a winner do (winner do)Stay stunting but you broke, why you fronting? (Why you fronting?...Read Full Lyrics

RyanNever would have made itNever would have made it outIt's God SpeedIt's godIt's God SpeedIt's god Uh, this is just high zone when Porter spazzI was born at a quarter past, I was...Read Full Lyrics

You will not be able to stay home brothaYou will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop outYou will not be able to lose yourself on scag and skip out for beer during commercialsBe...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, now you see what the Lord doin'Rippin' pages out the book, I had to make the story fluentThanks to Marshall I'm sober doing what I enjoy doin'I'm puttin Chavis Chandler on, h...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be grayPut your picture on my wal...Read Full Lyrics