The Touchtone Genius Lyrics

We photocopy our body partsWe may wish to focus on the photocopying of our buttocksWe photocopy our body parts at the office where we workOur employer does not find this amusing...Read Full Lyrics

Put your right leg in the right pantlegPut your left leg in the left pantlegPull up the zipper (zzzzzip!)And push the button through the holeGive it a rub for good luckComb the tas...Read Full Lyrics

These girls are hotThese girls are hotThese girls are hotThey just came out of the boiling waterThey just came out of the boiling waterThey just came out of the boiling waterThey j...Read Full Lyrics

I went drivin' today Couldn't help but think of how You're with somebody else And now you've got a child It's been a few years Since I saw you last I know you're doin' fine You do...Read Full Lyrics

Hey yoHey yo it's your Man Snoop PantsComin through with the mike in my 2 handsAnd you know I might to a whoop whoop danceLove those Gs I got 20 gs manMy whole life's nothing but a...Read Full Lyrics

In everyday life people seethat people often chat while eatingEverybody knowsand everybody keeps doing itHave you ever tried itin another way?Have you ever triedeating without chat...Read Full Lyrics

What would you do if I told youYou wouldn't have to worry anymoreThrow all your scars in the ocean.Sink to the floor and disappear foreverDreaming, it's got me by this farWithout i...Read Full Lyrics

Whiplash caught the silver son Took the film to No. I Crashed the car and left us here Broken glass for teenage boys trapped in steel and celluloid Crashed the car and left us ...Read Full Lyrics

You,Look so heavenlyStanding,Standing in your white dressHere is,Here is the ironyThat I'm looking,That I'm looking on from a distance as I cryAsiaYea I cry,AsiaDon't give your lif...Read Full Lyrics

Open up the wide gates, here I come The broad path is getting trampled under my feet The narrow way and the tiny ugly door Is getting smaller and smaller Too small for me Open me ...Read Full Lyrics