The Trek Lyrics

What if christmas didn't come this year and no one paid for christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear, the child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not d...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] Once there was a land that lived in fear of seven goblins. The goblins fed on color. They plowed the valleys and climbed the highest mountains looking for rainbows. And w...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen them out at Soco They're pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow Can't keep these f...Read Full Lyrics

"I remember as if it were a meal ago" Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Too many puppies are being shot in the dark Too many puppies are trained not to bark At the sight of blood that must be spilled So that we may maintain our oil fields...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Well, all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight So stick around and take a ...Read Full Lyrics

Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside There's no place to run and hide Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step aside Damn my basta...Read Full Lyrics

In the year of our Lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage of mimicry There are those that take their sound From someone else's Toil Liking to parrots you see I've seen the likes of Kat...Read Full Lyrics

We gon' Chop and screw it We gon' Chop and screw it (Ayo ay ay ayo) repeat 3X A to the Jizzle Baby Verse 1: Never felt this way about nobody else before I wanna let you know tha...Read Full Lyrics

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along c...Read Full Lyrics