The Vatican Rag Lyrics

To "if you give me your attention." If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am. I'm a brilliant math'matician - also something of a ham. I have tried for numerous deg...Read Full Lyrics

Along the trail you'll find me lopin' Where the spaces are wide open, In the land of the old A. E. C. (yea-hah!) Where the scenery's attractive, And the air is radioactive, Oh, the...Read Full Lyrics

There's a delta for every epsilon, It's a fact that you can always count upon. There's a delta for every epsilon And now and again, There's also an N. But one condition I must giv...Read Full Lyrics

Now to continue with the love song, here we have the viennese waltz type of the franz lehar/johann strauss school, conjuring up images of gaily waltzing couples and probably stale ...Read Full Lyrics

And what is it that put america in the forefront of the nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it possible to spend 20 billion dollars of your money to put some clown on th...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey. He used to be a senator. From time to time you read something about him pinning a medal on somebody or making a spee...Read Full Lyrics

Since I still appreciate you, Let's find love while we may. Because I know I'll hate you When you are old and gray. So say you love me here and now, I'll make the most of that. Sa...Read Full Lyrics

One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we called "Red China," exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device. Then Indonesia announced t...Read Full Lyrics

We gather together to ask the lord's blessing For turkey and dressing and cranberry sauce. It was slightly distressing but now we're convalescing So sing praises to his name and fo...Read Full Lyrics

Dies ist kein Brief - nur eine Straßenkarte, Auf der ich mit dem Finger entlangfahr Während ich auf Antwort warte Hier in den Bergen vergeht die Zeit wie I'm Schlaf Erst nach Jah...Read Full Lyrics