The Vice and Virtue Ministry Lyrics

Right before the flashing lights comeshe falls over and sees whiteShe's been drinking on the job and whenshe gets called out of her officefor her daily reprimandShe doesn't even ca...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Graygo awaycause you're always stuck in trafficand can't kick this nasty habit being lateeverydayDon't delayMr. Graycause he lost the family businessafter what got said last Ch...Read Full Lyrics

We had a house out in the 'burbsI made my way up through the firmKept the yard nice and pristineand picture perfect so it seemedOur welcome matte laid on the floorwe hung a wreath ...Read Full Lyrics

If you were minethen I'd write poetry all day and every nightIf you were minethe seas would part and all the stars would soon alignIf you were minewe'd lay awake and wrap our legs ...Read Full Lyrics

Dogs and cats are speaking Portugueseand the pipes are leakingpiles and piles of laundryand credit cards all expirewhat timingand all of the garage doors openin perfect synchronici...Read Full Lyrics

Begin with step oneLet's assemble your new guncount the pieces til there's nonewe'll use them all before we're doneMake sure the bolt is cleanattach it to the firing pinlube the bo...Read Full Lyrics

We use to waltz outside before the warbeneath the stars we'd spin around the floorand every morning watch the soldiers leavein rows lined up like perfect bowling pinsand here, it's...Read Full Lyrics

You’ve taken away my smileI don’t think I’m yet a lackPsychic impulsion mental cohesionCan take any way I wantCome back please now we’re lonelyI’m not under your coverYou...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the only one standing in the wayof total chaostotal chaosanyone who says fifteen ouncesmakes a poundmust be put downcause a pound is pound anda gallon's a gallonDon't hesitate ...Read Full Lyrics

She orders sex and valiumfrom internet Ukrainianswho found their niche in medicine and pornHe watches sports from satellitesthat circle round the earth all nightand gets his news i...Read Full Lyrics