The Vietnamese Telephone Ministry Lyrics

The Wayward Granddaughter He said "Come on now babe Let's take a little drive Go slumming down the Carson's in my black X-5." Samples from the Clinique counter and up the escalat...Read Full Lyrics

Though Let's Be Fair Though let's be fair I had other loves before my husband Other sweethearts Tom Kitsos, for instance And another I won't mention I loved him truly, or so I th...Read Full Lyrics

Slip me out of my northern noose My Easter Egg My western wheel And a snouthern snake I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh A rumpled roast and a ragged eye A floppy neck and...Read Full Lyrics

Wearing my scarf and my hat And I squint and I sniff as I went around Walked up the road through the woods By the pines, by the lake as I heard the sound Maria Anna Gamisou Daughte...Read Full Lyrics

I'm...waiting to know you by the way Send up the balloons, it's right to assume yea I'm waiting to know you by the way Set up to the pier, wait till you get here yea And when I'm ...Read Full Lyrics

Goat's head in the deli case Oh sweet angel-angel-bearded face Paper maché parade on at night That's what you do with no sunlight In the tropical tropical Tropical ice-land Bleak ...Read Full Lyrics

That easy-going man of blood Mucking out in the Mclennan county mud If you're hoping he won't well of course then he must Driving his truck through the Mclennan county dust I read...Read Full Lyrics

Never let one man worry your little mind Never let one man worry your little mind He'll keep you troubled, worried Worried all the time Don't you wish your little boy was...Read Full Lyrics

Well, no one was too upset. You know we were married in the war, And I went with him to Pennsylvania and California. But he went out the Pacific, And I came back to Chicago to ...Read Full Lyrics

Pick up your trumpet, Your plastic pretend trumpet: Blow me your horn today Pick up your tambourine, Your Fisher Price My First Tamborine: Jingle and jangle today. Plug in your key...Read Full Lyrics