The Waitress Song Lyrics

She put on her heels Put on the dress Put the address in the GPS Pick up the girls Look at those curls Damn they all just lookin' so fresh Put on the belt Put on the shoes Man tha...Read Full Lyrics

(This is not "My Sharona")Goober got a girlfriendGoober got a dateGoober got a girlfriendGoober bagged a babeGoober filled out a questionnaireOpie helped him check the squaresHe pa...Read Full Lyrics

"Say, Robert Sterling!""Yes, Ann Jeffries?""Our guests are all assembled!""Well, then let the meeting of the Four Roses Society come to order!""You break out the ice while I spin t...Read Full Lyrics

Having myself an instant ChristmasI'm adding water to my YuleStick some butter in a saucepanRusty ladle on my toolsThis wouldn't be Christmas without stove topUncle Ben or Sara Lee...Read Full Lyrics

He’s on the Jupiter Cruise. He’s in the daily news. I wondered what his name was. I watched his family say good-bye. I woke up and the sun was gone. Yes, I woke up far too late...Read Full Lyrics

Back in the heartland When they said you were growing up, You were already dying. Then you were older, In the woods, they told you nothing was real But they were surely lying. Caus...Read Full Lyrics

Darkness aside, I’m fine. If by mistake I smile, I have found a frog in the river bend, Made my tiny frog my riverfriend. Never-ending nights, sober when the lights come on. God ...Read Full Lyrics

Randomly, on a summer night last year, I was flung into the ocean For my head to stop and my life to start. They stripped my soul of all emotion, And they made me learn these words...Read Full Lyrics

Are you waiting on me? Are you waiting on me? Can you see the irony in that? Let’s go out a couple nights. One feels up while the other bites. Let’s do what feels all right. Le...Read Full Lyrics

Eyes across the skies Will see you from Blue Heights. You know that I’m floating, And I know that I’m drifting, And I know that it’s easier to Cope when you’re the victim, ...Read Full Lyrics