The Waterboy Returns Lyrics

Downstairs, halfway dead, suckin' down coffee from a black old fountain. Is your home where you lay your head or where your fake swordfish is mounted? Eyes-cross, habitually I woul...Read Full Lyrics

It's not fair. All is wrong, again. I'm not right; content with regret. And it's so late. And I'm so tired, again. Yet, wide awake. Forget what you said... Catch me wasting away, o...Read Full Lyrics

Didn't watch your ex’s set. I just left and thought about you; like when your teeth graze those lips, when you begin to smile. Later, you took my hand. You lead us to the doorway...Read Full Lyrics

Are you hearing me?Are you "embracing facts?”Say things you understand,That way you’re catching my drift. Will you stay with me?Will you sleep here tonight?Just don't walk away...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just not the same, and I'm never gonna be again. Pissing contest in the parking lot, I wonder if I'll win. I'll just point and blame to the bottles under the third bench. It's ...Read Full Lyrics

Life is a mysteryEveryone must stand aloneI hear you call my nameAnd it feels like homeWhen you call my nameIt's like a little prayerDown on my kneesI wanna take you thereIn the mi...Read Full Lyrics

When did you last get a full night's sleepWhen did you last get a full night's sleepYour body is in pieces tonightIt's like you sold every color in your eyesightSuddenly you hear i...Read Full Lyrics

Waaa! Welcome to the sleazy world of underwear maintenanceIf you've got a tampon in your pocketYou're all ready to playWell if you really want to stuffA wad of Kleenex up your muff...Read Full Lyrics

In the darkened boardrooms Nipples of currency tingle in the handsOf old menNo loveNo passionNo enemiesOnly moneySexy moneyAll this frenzied activityIn every pocket a world pulsati...Read Full Lyrics

There's a man sitting next to his prosthetic legHe can unite his sperm with one of my eggsRip me apart with your massive prongI hate these fucking lonely streets I ride alongHate t...Read Full Lyrics