The Way I Am Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're going to have a p...Read Full Lyrics

Aw look at daddy's baby girlThat's daddy babyLittle sleepy headYesterday I changed your diaperWiped you and powdered you.How did you get so big?Can't believe it now you're twoBaby ...Read Full Lyrics

Whatever Dre just let it run Ah-yo turn the beat up a little bit Ah-yo this song is for anyone F*ck it just shut up and listen Ah-yo I sit back with this pack of zigzags And this ...Read Full Lyrics

This is another public service announcementBrought to you in part by Slim Shady(Tell 'em I don't give a f*ck)Slim Shady does not give a f*ck what you think(Tell 'em to suck it)If y...Read Full Lyrics

And everyone should get alongOkay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quiet down pl...Read Full Lyrics

So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick, ha ha!Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two penniesI'm Clint Eas...Read Full Lyrics

Remember me? ("There been executions")Remember me? ("I have no remorse")Remember me? ("I'm high, power!")Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima")For this, why it's the X, you r...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a p...Read Full Lyrics

That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm backThat's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm backThat's...Read Full Lyrics