The Wooden Staff Lyrics

My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only seven And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look at us and they say that i...Read Full Lyrics

I feel so un-sure, As I cut you up I wonder what's that nerve for, What does this bit do? I get so confused, I'm very sorry Mr. Smith, I've got some dreadful news. You're never gon...Read Full Lyrics

The clouds are long gone The sun is shining from above A fountain of life in the desert I saw her standing by the well [Hebrew text] I fell for you my one true love [Hebrew text...Read Full Lyrics

On the 1st day of christmas I learnt this in I. T F1 is the help key On the 2nd day of christmas I learnt this in I. T F2 is re-name Ans F1 is the help key On the 11th day of chr...Read Full Lyrics

A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise, They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and esc...Read Full Lyrics

Do I attract you, Do I repulse you With my greasy beard? And is my perving Slightly un-nerving? Yes, I'm a little bit weird I can be gentle I can be mental I am repulsive and cam...Read Full Lyrics

Latin vocab, Capri sun, Making jokes about your mom. Playing top trumps, Dairy lee, Bunsun burner, Bcg. By kingdom come thy will be done, Going on cross country runs, Playing rec...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement for all men. If you go to Bolton If you go to Manchester Or crewe Newcastle, or Scarborough York, or Scunthorp, Branford, Barnsley too Or Gri...Read Full Lyrics

День за днем Летят друг за другом мысли Здесь больше нет тебя Когда мы увидемся вновь? Я надеюс...Read Full Lyrics

Одни гиены и шакалы вокруг И, улыбаясь, сверху они пустят лавину Каждый будет говорить: "Я твой дру...Read Full Lyrics