Well, I'll sing you a song 'bout the old Forty Nine,The fastest engine on the Santa Fe line.On the fourteenth of April, she made a desp'rate dash,And she got there on time and she ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Hey, a yellow-haired woman she'll take all your gold,Her eyes may be warm but her heart will be cold,And she will get fat just as soon as she's old --Stay 'way from a yellow-haired...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
You can't take it with you'Cos you didn't bring itYou can use it while you're hereBut when you go it's got to stayYou didn't write the songYou just learned how to sing itYou may br...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I'm gonna take a little ride on the B&OOr maybe on the BMTAnd when I hit the track, babe I won't be backBecause this is the E-N-D.Now I been true to Y-O-U but you ain't been true t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Your credit card won't get you into heaven.Your Visa will not buy you silver wings.When you're burning down in hell with no water in the well,Your Diner's Club won't buy you one co...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our our house
To sell some brooms
So we asked him to come in
And we hit him with a hammer
And we hid him in the clos...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Yes, Mr. Rodgers, I'm livin in sin with your daughter.No, Mr. Rodgers, we don't have separate rooms.Mr. Rodgers, I guess you could use one more scotch and water.Gee, Mr. Rodgers, d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well it wasn't too very long ago you know some folks
walked with a hi-dee-ho
And other folks walked around kind of low
Sayin' Yowzah and Sho nuff and Yassuh boss
It was ashes to as...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
She’s been dancing in a topless barAnd she's doing well so farShe is working to earn her own dollar‘Cause the fortune teller didn't talk about starsCHORUSShe has black and whit...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Syd Matters
The beer is better in CanadaThe people are better in CanadaThe hockey players are better in CanadaBut America has better hockey teams.The ecstasy is better in CanadaThe weed is bet...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - NOFX