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I bought my brother a video game
My brother bought my mom so...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
You were the one that went away
You were the one who went to town
You had to get your money
By laying your body down
Now you come running back to me (to me)
Did you really think I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
[female voice:] hi welcome to fat fucks may I take your order?
[male voice:] uh yeah let I wanna triple extra sloppy megaburger
[female voice:] uh huh...
[male voice:] some motz st...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
[x2]
29 years & an ocean of beers
& more songs than a bird can sing
Broken strings & empty pockets
& dirty diamond rings
A pile of cigarettes and enemies
Have done enough to put me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
You've been hanging around the back of my mind
waiting for me
to realize that you were there
reassuring words are so hard to find
and I'm so confused
and i keep gasping for air
b...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
Just one more day
To pretend there's no pain
And that nothing is wrong with my life
Can I make it to tomorrow
Living in this sea of sorrow
Or will I be overcome with pain and stri...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
Goodness gracious baby bless my soul
I was born to rock and roll
I'm gonna rock around in my rocking ways
Gonna rock around in my rocking days
Goodness gracious baby bless my soul...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
Liquor in the liquor cabinet, guns in the gun cabinet,
medicine in the medicine cabinet, keys on top of the television
GOD HELP OUR HOPELESS YOUTH...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
Depending on the probability of reaching out across the universe
and finding other life forms with abilities to reason and
communicate and respond telepathically allowing us to mul...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres
[Chorus:]
Sick friend, well I'm a lazy cain
There's not much hope for this dying cause
You'd just be wasting your time
'cause I just spent my last dime
On a bottle that's gonna get...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Wish You Weres