The Wrath Of A Gentleman Lyrics

[Spoken:] This select holiday album is brought to you in part by Commercials! Commercials! Commercials! Commercialism! I bought my brother a video game My brother bought my mom so...Read Full Lyrics

You were the one that went away You were the one who went to town You had to get your money By laying your body down Now you come running back to me (to me) Did you really think I...Read Full Lyrics

[female voice:] hi welcome to fat fucks may I take your order? [male voice:] uh yeah let I wanna triple extra sloppy megaburger [female voice:] uh huh... [male voice:] some motz st...Read Full Lyrics

[x2] 29 years & an ocean of beers & more songs than a bird can sing Broken strings & empty pockets & dirty diamond rings A pile of cigarettes and enemies Have done enough to put me...Read Full Lyrics

You've been hanging around the back of my mind waiting for me to realize that you were there reassuring words are so hard to find and I'm so confused and i keep gasping for air b...Read Full Lyrics

Just one more day To pretend there's no pain And that nothing is wrong with my life Can I make it to tomorrow Living in this sea of sorrow Or will I be overcome with pain and stri...Read Full Lyrics

Goodness gracious baby bless my soul I was born to rock and roll I'm gonna rock around in my rocking ways Gonna rock around in my rocking days Goodness gracious baby bless my soul...Read Full Lyrics

Liquor in the liquor cabinet, guns in the gun cabinet, medicine in the medicine cabinet, keys on top of the television GOD HELP OUR HOPELESS YOUTH...Read Full Lyrics

Depending on the probability of reaching out across the universe and finding other life forms with abilities to reason and communicate and respond telepathically allowing us to mul...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Sick friend, well I'm a lazy cain There's not much hope for this dying cause You'd just be wasting your time 'cause I just spent my last dime On a bottle that's gonna get...Read Full Lyrics