The Yodelling Hoover Lyrics

Well if your name's Mucky you can count yourself lucky that you're still Walking round on four feet Cause I tell you right now though I don't how there's still perverse out There o...Read Full Lyrics

With your eyes like rattles and your legs like stems It's a wonder you can walk on them You make a bee look like a flying bomb You're so thin, you're not dead, but you're almost...Read Full Lyrics

He was white and she was white as only statues are Fifty years they stood there looking stupid by a jar One night in mid-august when the moonlight got too strong They climbed off t...Read Full Lyrics

You are as hard as a diamond You could be used as a cutting tool Right in the forefront of industry You are so hard Nobody wants to be vulnerable Everyone wants to be horr...Read Full Lyrics

I fix my fish I fool my frog I fray my feet I drag my dog I drag my dirt Across the wall I squash my ___ just like my grub I bang ____ in a pub My girl is right In greasy silk A sp...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah! I'm a wang dang hog I wanna Ooze myself all over you I'm a wang dang pig and I wanna Strip my truffle over you Come here baby I'll Show you what a wang dang pig can...Read Full Lyrics

Here come my baby She pretty good She pretty useful Just like she should I Just Want To Tell You That! She the one I love I put her on the stove She simmer and sim...Read Full Lyrics

A lover spurned A lesson learned On love youve got Your fingers burnt Shed bitter tears Now love has turned The sweet revenge Of a lover spurned A passing phase A week of love Bu...Read Full Lyrics

I'm all out of love Have I given too much I'm all out of love Because there's never enough I'm all out of love Have I given too much I'm all out of love Drawing up all my years ...Read Full Lyrics

Baby doll is on her trapeze Wearing the smile that she never sees Thinking of dollar as she tries to tease Time to play Sheba on a wooden stage Taking off the clothes that are gri...Read Full Lyrics