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[Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want to do today? [Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement P...Read Full Lyrics

There's no fun in Bible study class There's no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest Unless your old and into that, It's no Fun for a kid who is scared as shit There's no fun ...Read Full Lyrics

Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle...Read Full Lyrics

Together on the sand, We walked hand in hand On the beachfront, she smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my finger up her... Country music played on the radio So I turned...Read Full Lyrics

We were drinkin' with Pollak He drank a 5th of vodka He told me that he loved me And then he kicked me in the chest ?? Heart ache The chances of us winning are about 1 in 16 He tal...Read Full Lyrics

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting In front of their tv and thinkin' What is wrong with me? I'm not a monster Why won't anybody fuck me I don't wan...Read Full Lyrics

A truck stop in Kansas, With nowhere to go, Too many days without any shows, It's 4 am and I sip from my cup, 5 am the sun's coming up, My body has shifted from the touring mode, T...Read Full Lyrics

It's like seeing a car crash from inside the car The driver's got his head craned back he's telling you a joke You see the bus on collision course You point your arm and turn your ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want tofu, I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew, I don't want to be vegetarian, Why eat beans when you can have steak instead? I don't feel bad about, Eating something ...Read Full Lyrics

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of on...Read Full Lyrics