Then What Do You Smoke Guy? Lyrics

I go for the mosh.You go for something else.With your wealth of hardcore knowledge and your lack of dancefloor pride.Hardcore nerds, we salute you.Writing in your zines.Putting out...Read Full Lyrics

Started out as honest dudes, even though your music sucked.Then somewhere along the lines your sense of morals became corrupt.Now you're playing the River Rave.Now you're playing C...Read Full Lyrics

Remembering the days of not too long ago.Up at 1.Jerking off 4 times a day.Sitting on the couch and watching my ass grow.Where the fuck did those days go?Oh yeah!I got a job that m...Read Full Lyrics

5 Jocks starting some shit.One by one they eat cement as well as their words.Fucked with the wrong "skater faggot".When my eyes saw those 7 seconds of street justice I walked a lit...Read Full Lyrics

Sharpie marker sales are getting low because the target consumer spends more time looking in the mirror than yelling go!Your haircut's sharp, your shoes are cool, now X up your han...Read Full Lyrics

Ya know what I wish I would see on the streets?A few more skaters, that'd be sweet.Bullshit extreme trends slapped on the shelves quickly making all good spots obstacle courses fro...Read Full Lyrics

Punk rock and fashion go together like flies and shit.So we'll always be wondering if our outfit's a hit.But there are a few fucks in the scene who could stand a few weeks without ...Read Full Lyrics

I won't openly admit it but I envy your flawless dance moves.Hardcore inferiority slaps me in the face when you mosh me by.Why wasn't I moshing?Because you were.Standing on the sid...Read Full Lyrics

When you leave, shut the doordon't wanna talk about it anymorewhen you're gone, don't forget to leave the light onwhen you go please say goodbye to me.Will I go alone, or will you ...Read Full Lyrics

Some of them are hairy, Some are of them are bald, Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're calledVagina, Vagina, They call that thing VaginaSome belong to virgins, They're...Read Full Lyrics