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We got a little serious there. I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", And we're back. Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) "Why?" That was Socrates. Older tradition...Read Full Lyrics

Before YouTube I walked through life. And now I frollic. YouTube has been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcholic. Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid, That ...Read Full Lyrics

(My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time) My show is a little bit silly, and a Little...Read Full Lyrics

Lyrics I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" D...Read Full Lyrics

500% More Man Trk 19 Disc 2 2: 55 (Ellas Mcdaniel) Bo Diddley Bo Diddler - vocal & guitar, unk personnel Originally Checker single #1123, Recorded 1963 Bo Diddley Chess Box S...Read Full Lyrics

I love you like kings love queens, Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans, I need you like New Orleans needs a drought, Like Hitler's Father needed to learn to pull out, And I ...Read Full Lyrics

Blues, Blues Trk 24 Disc 2 2: 54 (Ellas Mcdaniel) Bo Diddley Bo Diddley - vocal & guitar, Willie Dixon - bass Clifton James - drums, Jody Williams - guitar, Peggy Jones - guitar Je...Read Full Lyrics

Back Home Trk 12 Disc 2 2: 29 (Ellas Mcdaniel) Bo Diddley Bo Diddley - vocal and guitar, Clifton James - drums Jerome Green - maracas & unk bass. Backing vocals (group) unkn...Read Full Lyrics

Clap yo' hands and now stomp yo' feet Bo Diddley back in the driver's seat Speed down the highway doin' ninety-five Ain't nobody gonna pass me by Hey, a matter of fact, now I'm...Read Full Lyrics

(ellas mcdaniel) 1960 Bo diddley's a gunslinger, Bo diddley's a gunslinger, Yeh, ah-ha, Yeh, ah-ha, I've got a story I really want to tell, About bo diddley at the o-k corral, Now...Read Full Lyrics