There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis Lyrics

He was a stranger in london at night And he felt alone so he followed a light Into a bar where the music was loud He ordered a pint and got lost in the crowd He asked a girl if she...Read Full Lyrics

There's an old ... coming on my new tv So I go out for a quiet drink But it costs a packet and it's such a racket That I can't hear myself think There's a microchip one armed bandi...Read Full Lyrics

If you don't open your eyes then you're gonna get hurt'Cos she keeps telling you lies, she's just a full time flirtNow I know I don't count no moreBut you're the one I still care f...Read Full Lyrics

He's my boyfriend but he treats me so mean and so cruel He's always fighting the kids in my class after school Mama told my papa i can't see him no more They won't let us talk on t...Read Full Lyrics

Why'd you never listen to me? I could be invisible to you Anyway it doesn't matter now 'cause I have met somebody new Sorry if your heart is broken Why's your mouth just hanging o...Read Full Lyrics

The sun disappears bringing fears that come only at nightWith hopes and dreams that will wither away in the lightAnd thoughts wander back to the girl with the perfect smileWho said...Read Full Lyrics

Walkin' down the street, smoggy-eyed Looking at the sky, starry-eyed Searchin' for the place, weary-eyed Crying in the night, teary-eyed Don't you know that it's true That for me ...Read Full Lyrics