I don't buy everything I read,
I haven't even read everything I've bought.
I don't cry every time I bleed,
My eyes are dry, but they're bloodshot.
I have faith in medication
I beli...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I'm tired of fighting with you
I'm tired of fighting with you
I'm so tired of fighting with you
Sitting in my chair
It's like you're not even there
I shout into the air
But...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I never jumpted in and rescued you,
But I wanted to
I didn't tell you which way to go,
'cause I thought you'd know
You had a problem with your new found
Wealth, you brought it on y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Driving home to be with you
The highway's dividing, the city's in view
As usual, I'm almost on time
You're the last thing that's on my mind
I wish I could tell you the way that I f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Tracy doesn't live with her dad and all is well
She's upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel
She's upset and I want to lick the honey
And that's the trouble with tracy
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
You say, "Why does everything revolve around you?"
You say, "Why does everything I do confound you?"
You say that I pulled the world from under you,
You can't go through it this ti...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
Words and music by steven page and stephen duffy
I was surprised at how incredibly fast you were
To come up and ask for a light.
I was amazed at just how matter-of-fact you were
I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
It's uncle elwyn
It's uncle elwyn
My uncle elwyn is tall
My elwyn is small
My elwyn plays a mean basketball
He's about 45 maybe 55, 60
I'm not sure; once he mixed me a drink
I was ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I left a tip, but it was never a donation
I took a trip, but it was never a vacation
I took a seat, but I refuse to a number
And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered
[Refrain:]
I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies
I'm not surprised it's come to this
Sooner or later there must be another's kiss
Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss
Yeah, great
I won't be takin' the bait
I'd rather dro...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Barenaked Ladies