Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Lyrics

I hate the skydome and the cn Tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rents too high, the airs unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the...Read Full Lyrics

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall Everybody...Read Full Lyrics

There's nothing good on the T. V (On his trip to Greece) And there's no toga parties(On his trip to Greece) So I see the ruins there(On his trip to Greece) They could sure use some...Read Full Lyrics

Walter Gretzky had a son He grew up to be the great one He came from Brantford Ontario He liked Gordie Howe you know Americans don't understand The national sport of the north land...Read Full Lyrics

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph. D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky But I am the most famous, I'm a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe...Read Full Lyrics

The us is the eagle, Russia is the bear, Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there. Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall, But Canada is t...Read Full Lyrics

I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now I'm forced into some reconsideration 'Cause something's happened to my cat That deserves som...Read Full Lyrics

I'm feeling hungry, empty tummy, and I want to make it full So I spend the day at Wong's buffet and I eat till I explode There's sixty types of Oriental delights, I gotta have the...Read Full Lyrics

Winnebago! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It's so great to be out in the road! It sure is, man! Hey, look at all them little cars going beside us.. Look how small they are! They're so tiny! Oh ...Read Full Lyrics