Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Of Third Rock From The Sun By Joe Diffie.) Lyrics

Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb. Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind: He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime. He finds th...Read Full Lyrics

She's got tattoes on her backside and a car jacked up out front My neighbor next door is an known roak whore and she's off on a husband hunt Spends her days in the laundro mat wash...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "Ring Of Fire" recorded by Johnny Cash-June Carter Cash-Merle Kilgore New lyrical adaptation by Dennis Amcro Painted Desert Music Corp. (Bmi)/Tujaja Music (Ascap) June W...Read Full Lyrics

I was waitin' to vote down at city hall Watchin' gas go up and the stock market fall When he asked me, "You waitin' on Obama?" I said, "I guess. How 'bout you?" And he said, "Son, ...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of We Are the World by usa For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (Ascap) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (Bmi) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Bu...Read Full Lyrics

A parody of "Who's Your Daddy?" (Written and recorded by Toby Keith) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Frank Pierce. (recording) Track one "Where's Y...Read Full Lyrics

You see I'm always talkin' When I should be drivin' But everybody does it these days You say I'm gettin' cancer Every time I answer Yeah, whatever you say Wish I could change my ...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim Mcgraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (Ascap)/Leary's Tavern Music (Ascap)/Daddy Rabbit Music (Ascap)/Famous Music Cor...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "Sin Wagon" by Dixie Chicks (Natalie Maines/Emily Robison/Stephony Smith), Scrappin Toast Music (Ascap)/Wooly Puddin' Music (Bmi)/Emi Blackwood Music, Inc./Singles Only M...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up? I repeat, will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up? We're gonna have...Read Full Lyrics