This Ship's Going Down Lyrics

He slips in through the back door And helps himself to the patients' medicine. And he likes to look important. And he always looks like he's important. And each tale that he tells ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he re...Read Full Lyrics

The guy upstairs is such a freak. For five years now I've had a leak. What does he do up there? All day long he "sleeps all day" Then he goes out and comes home In the most intoxic...Read Full Lyrics

What do you call it When another forces your hand And what will they say When they find me here this way And know, no no no it wasn't my idea No it wasn't my idea But oh,just to se...Read Full Lyrics

Now I've been around for a long time And I learned along the way That if you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say Now I thought long about it And I found a way ...Read Full Lyrics

As above, so below, place your bets Which way the head will roll Made in your image we are at least As twisted and mean as thee 'Fore your eyes, what a curious site Your children h...Read Full Lyrics

Gather weary traveler. I have a tale to tell It may just save your life but only if you listen well There before the breakers and just around the way There's a sign. It says "BEWAR...Read Full Lyrics

Last night a moth came to my bed And filled my tired weary head With horrid tales of you Ican't belive it's true But then the lamp shade smiled at me, And it said, "Believe" it sai...Read Full Lyrics

You set the snakes loose inside my belly. They're done with my supper, They start on my endocrine lining. You said, "Please stop your wining!" This isn't a love song. I'm through w...Read Full Lyrics

You're a slob, it's such a bore, Your underwear strewn on the floor. And you're a packrat, most extreme, Our house is full of magazines. The toilet's broke, and yet I bet, His...Read Full Lyrics