This Wasn't Supposed To Happen Lyrics

In the grass he frolics about Just like spring has sprung He sniffs around for his nut But all he smells is dung His bushy tail whips around And he runs across the lawn Over the br...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no man! I like fans Oh no man! I like fanny fannys Oh no man! I like moles Oh no man! I like moley moleys Oh no man! I like men Oh no man! I like menny mennys Oh no man! I li...Read Full Lyrics

In the corner of your mouth There's a goldfish (clap clap clap) A goldfish (clap clap clap) A goldfish (clap clap clap) In the corner of your mouth There's a goldfish So wipe it a...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I had a perfect dream It was the best dream ever We played at a show Rockin and jammin together The crows was going insane Everyone was wild I looked around and saw this...Read Full Lyrics

They're running loose in the street They're everywhere - under my feet Lookout! There's one! Don't run it over... This is fun, they're coming closer! It sees a nut. Go get that nu...Read Full Lyrics

If a squirrel can dance tap You mus Get up again Bob Extremely hot I love Benji Rhett's hot too Yum yum Moo moo Now I'm through...Read Full Lyrics

It's a poo From my butt Home base is the bathroom Where the poo comes out Hem Is Phere Mooooo He's a meenie with a weeenie who eats linguine Go home sleepy ny ny It's a poo From my...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Jaret from Bowling For Soup) Don't scream, don't cry, there's too many tears Like a lake around this place after all these years We've been through more than our fair share...Read Full Lyrics

I was hanging from my one last thread of hope I was swinging from a lonely little rope Made from my apathy grieve on Zevon, war and peace I was waiting for my turn to crash and bur...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's me in the middle again I'm Superman and I'm flying Take a look at the man of steel You might feel he's a loser, I don't wanna be cool G. I. Joe in your backyard The neigh...Read Full Lyrics