Time To Get A Gun Lyrics

Darlin', I'm a'comin' down Route number sixty-seven I just got off the turnpike Avoiding the Ohio State inspection Johnny Law followed me up the road Then he turned off and he le...Read Full Lyrics

When I met her she was a beauty queen Who wanted something more Now she's hanging out with me in front of the liquor store And it won't start when I shut it off So she has to get t...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm wilder than her What else can I say But I guess that's why She fell in love with me She's a house on fire She's got all those charms I'm a house on fire too But I got fou...Read Full Lyrics

Better take some extra blankets Going out past sixty They say the wind is cold Comin' in off the shell Better take some extra flour Take some extra biscuits Take another bedroll An...Read Full Lyrics

He's got a heart made of yellow barley straw All wrapped up in calico patches And plum chuck full of love He looks out over the fields Every year's losses Every year's yields Every...Read Full Lyrics

(Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oh-oh! Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oh-oh! ) Damn you Hollywood you got me good You made me think that I understood People and places that don't exist Now tremble in my wake ...Read Full Lyrics

You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents! (Fred!) I mean doesn't she know what I really want? (Well you never told me!) (Cash!) Turtle necks... Thanks b...Read Full Lyrics

Oooooh You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah Kinda strange If snowmen came to life That would be creepy(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy(creepy) Santa creep...Read Full Lyrics

Mom Do We Have To Go (Yeah) I Don't Want To You Know How I Hate The The Evil evil... Evil dentist Evil evil... D D D dentist I I've been dreading this... Dentist appointment I st...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Oho Yeah, (Judy, come back your so shy) [Chorus] Why ya gotta keep playing hard to get, When you know you really want me so bad, What's the matter are you scared to face...Read Full Lyrics