Tips For Avoiding The Clap: 1. I Wouldn't Piss On A Scorpion If It Was On Fire. Lyrics

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that nightcould I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?I faced t...Read Full Lyrics

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstoreI don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigaretteSh sh sh shakin' like a jelly ...Read Full Lyrics

Friday night is bath night this is what they sayWe are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all dayWe wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too longWe are gonna catch the bus into t...Read Full Lyrics

Skiding from the start-just cool hot heart. Some can't comprehend what I mean. Keepin' away from that second-hand shit, from a first hand that looks so clean. Run'a from the truste...Read Full Lyrics

Got a man in a bandNoone knows what I meanWhen I cannot see if you are in charge of meI think soWhen it comes to my faithI could live with everydayI've got monsters inside of meGod...Read Full Lyrics

Call the neighboursCos its half past tenI'm a fiery gal looking out for my manGotta tell youI've got nothing leftMy toes are frozenBut I love this town to deathI just can't remembe...Read Full Lyrics

Picture of meOn your colour tvBet he's holding the homeSkins a-salty with the breezeGotta lookWhen you open those booksI dream of the seaBig Ships is meant for…Maybe I'm meant fo...Read Full Lyrics

Please don't go into the kitchenThat's where the knives areAnd I won't be held resposnible They won't make me out to be The monster you made me becomeAnd I will sleep in our bed to...Read Full Lyrics

Tu disseste: "Quero saborear o infinito"Eu disse: "A frescura das macas matinaisrevela-nos segredos insondaveis"Tu disseste: "Sentir a aragem que balanca os dependurados"Eu disse: ...Read Full Lyrics

What if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest lonelinessAnd say to you, "Everything unutterably small or great in this life will have to return to y...Read Full Lyrics