To An Air Hostess Lyrics

This is a story about a pair or trousers It deals with a lack of a sense of humour Or rather a lack of imagination . . I would like to know, where you put my trousers I really mus...Read Full Lyrics

Have you got a turbo wrist watch? Got a turbo vacuum? Have you got a turbo washing machine? An' a turbo car? When you ask 'em what it means They look blank and say "it's the latest...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder what we'll be doin' and Where we might be When they hit the button and All hell is set free. Will the kids be in school? Will you be on your own? How much time will we ha...Read Full Lyrics

Our Tara's what people today would call 'user friendly' She dunno when to say "no" Her boyfriend, Rupert, 's in insurance And thinks Ireland should be towed out into the Atlantic A...Read Full Lyrics

Well you push, and you shove, you think it's all one way And you act like you thought the world would end today I've got to tell you, I've got to spell it out for you I'm going to ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't read those fancy newspapers I don't care for the print on my fingers I can't take that slanted press An' you know how the smell of the paper lingers. But the TV news, what...Read Full Lyrics

A face that haunts me smilin' down A broken doll with eyes so wild O'Connell Bridge you're fallin' down And hangin' on a ragged child Amid the to and fro Watchin' as we come an' go...Read Full Lyrics

When your love lets you down And your life is all upside down Your mind is spinning round You think you won't survive. Close your eyes, drift away You might come to another day Wh...Read Full Lyrics

You are all I ever wanted All my life I dreamed of you Everything I ever wanted All came true when I found you. I waited a long time To find a girl as sweet as you And then it too...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you tell me you love me? Why don't you say that you care? I might do something extravagant Like play with your hair. Where would that lead me? Up to your bedroom and int...Read Full Lyrics