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Love starts with a toothbrush A big razor and a Dixie cup A little splash of aftershave Before you leave for that first date I see the stars in both your eyes After that long kiss ...Read Full Lyrics

Too country what's that Is it like too Republican or too Democrat Is it too far to the left Too far to the right Too straight down the middle Is it too black or too white Are the ...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday I thought that I was low as I could get I had hit rock bottom ever since you up and left But this morning when I saw you with Somebody else, well needless to say That's w...Read Full Lyrics

A baby's born in the middle of the night in a local delivery room They grab his feet smack him till cries he goes home the next afternoon Before you know he's off to school and he ...Read Full Lyrics

Two teardrops were floatin' down the river One teardrop said to the other, "I'm from the soft blue eyes of a woman in love. I'm a tear of joy she couldn't carry. She was so happy s...Read Full Lyrics

Inflatable pool full of dad's hot air I was three years old Splashin' everywhere And so began my love affair With water On a river bank With all my friends A big old rope tied to ...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall He sat down in his overalls and asked me You waitin' on a woman I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've ...Read Full Lyrics

The bar was empty I was sweeping up the floor That's when she walked in I said, "I'm sorry but we're closed" And she said "I know, But I'm afraid I left my purse" I said, "I put on...Read Full Lyrics

I went to see father of the bride, With a girl back home, We broke up before the sequal, So I went to that one all alone. I wondered who I'd wind up with, And what would our k...Read Full Lyrics

When I was ten years old, I remember thinkin' how cool it would be, When we were goin' on an eight hour drive, If I could just watch T. V. And I'd have given anything To have my o...Read Full Lyrics