Tomorrow Night Lyrics

[Verse 1] You really want me to be some other guy But I can't even try, cause that guy's a lie And when I try to be him, I just wanna cry So that guy should die, that fuckin' g...Read Full Lyrics

So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style The way chihuahua...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Nine in the morning, who's singin the blues In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise Puke on your hand as...Read Full Lyrics

I want you to know one thing You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah So if you want to keep being with me Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space Stop chasing...Read Full Lyrics

I want to tell you 'bout something fun So I wrote you this song If you've ever been to Disneyland You know the lines can be real long But I got a ride that the bitches love An...Read Full Lyrics

What is your philosophy of life? You know it's me Aw It sucks shit Heavy metal rules Heavy metal rules All that punk shit sucks It doesn't belong in this world It belongs o...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] My mansion is the size of a city block I got a statue of David but he's missin' his cock I got my name monogrammed on the side of my jet But I can't afford a hangar t...Read Full Lyrics

Your beauty is deeper than the sea But you're still working on your abc's When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find Because you're be...Read Full Lyrics

I couldn't have done a better job Of falling apart, but that's alright I fell with the grace of dirt The trees bent red around me and I should write the folks more ofter Than I do,...Read Full Lyrics

Wait here while I go buy a coke And don't play with the radio There's some kind of short And the antenna is broke You will just run down the battery Do you want more records ...Read Full Lyrics