Too Bad She's Vegan Lyrics

yeah cunt, I heard everything I can lon longer hold in my lighter at the thought of you hitchhiking all the way up north and winding up in a trunk and how you like getting thrown f...Read Full Lyrics

jessica chobot walking the streets looking for a job I kick her in the face and say "that's for Ryan Dunn" morgan webb is panicked she just pissed her pants "how will I hide the fa...Read Full Lyrics

Defective birth You're a walking neurosis Zack Morris you'll never fucking be Imaginary friends created by others will lead you to your only real friends...and then drive you away ...Read Full Lyrics

We were told we were lesser than everyone Now we judge like we're better than everyone Wheres the line, building character And creating monsters? I can't tell you Figure it out You...Read Full Lyrics

No ones reason to masturbate lives here I spread revolting worldwide I paint this world ugly Recreate it in my image The playing field newly level Beaten to death with ugly sticks ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't wait to be on History channel being interviewed in the shadows about that time we jumped some kids in pikachu hats over some turf at a con The clowns are official and soon ...Read Full Lyrics

You've really done it now Who told you it was a good idea to follow those boys dressed as sailor scouts to the marriot anyway If you awaken next to a 300 pound white girl dressed u...Read Full Lyrics

Open season on open minds Let 'em sink with the shit The less the merrier you should have known Still wondering why so many idiots jumped on your wave You invited them Remember? Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Accountability If she could she would have had a restraining order issued against it last week, that creep Escaping blame that can't be shifted is a specialty acquired along with g...Read Full Lyrics

I want a world where the beautiful are made to live in camps where they fuck each other on camera for the amusement of the rest of us I don't really want any other world...Read Full Lyrics