Too Dumb For New York Lyrics

Verse 1: E I was so ugly the doctor slapped my momma when i was born Then he took out his pocket knife and cut off my horns He said lady if you ain't already picked out a name G...Read Full Lyrics

(Chester Lester) I have battled with the demons for my soul Like a soldier unafraid stood straight and tall With strong convictions fought for what I thought was right and wrong Bu...Read Full Lyrics

It seems I see you everywhere you and your new lover there Time will tell the story of your new love Do you think he'll ever be the man you've tried to make of me Time will tell th...Read Full Lyrics

(Harlan Howard) Woman you get meaner every day And your naggin' is hard to stand So I'll pack my things and I'll be on my way 'Cause it's time to bum again. This house gets smaller...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1: G Gotta catch a new train... I gotta go C/G G This train is getting just a little too old Gotta find a new way... To live my life C/G ...Read Full Lyrics

This time if you want me to come back, it's up to you But remember I won't allow the things you used to do You're gonna have to toe the mark and walk the line This time will be the...Read Full Lyrics

With iron in my brain I'd laid down to rest not caryin' if I live or die Woke up a freezin' with rain pourin' down so hard I can open my eyes I been chased from the yard with dogs ...Read Full Lyrics

Girls have been a weakness all of my life But I made a big mistake and I took one for a wife I've thought that she was different I could settle down But she won't and I didn't by n...Read Full Lyrics

I came down with broken heart, just to start to my summer. Boy when you lose the one you love, it's a stone cold bummer. I just called you up to tell you I don't know what to say. ...Read Full Lyrics

There are still places where people like me can hang out With nothing at all in this whole world to worry about They ain't tore 'em all down yet and said, every man for himself Or ...Read Full Lyrics