Too Much Rope Lyrics

[Woman:]"I went to buy a.... A gas bottle. At first I wanted to buy a big one, but then I hadn't got enough money, so I had to buy a smaller one. And I think if I bought a bigger o...Read Full Lyrics

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember how she said That we would meet again Some sunny day Vera! Vera! What has become of you? Does anybody else in here feel the way I do...Read Full Lyrics

I've been watching In Tiananmen Square Lost my baby there My yellow rose In her bloodstained clothes She was a short order pastry chef In a Dim Sum dive on the Yangtze tideway She ...Read Full Lyrics

Do you believe in a better day Do you have a faith in a golden way If you do then we must come together this day Come together as one united Television audience Brought together th...Read Full Lyrics

When we were young, we could piss up the boys boat wall A black expanse of pitch, or tar, or whatever it was It doesn't matter much anymore And tussles with the girls before the...Read Full Lyrics

[Jim:] "You're from the valley?" [Billy:] "No, Jim you schmuck, the Valleys, Wales; Male voice choirs" [Jim:] "Wales! Now is this sperm or blue-tip?" [Billy:] "Ha, ha, ha, ha. Very...Read Full Lyrics

I am just a new boy Stranger to this town Where are all the good times? Who's gonna show this stranger around? Ooooo I need a dirty woman Ooooo I need a dirty girl Will some woma...Read Full Lyrics

Snowflakes fall gently down. We walk on to the distant sound. Christmas carols on the wind. Then Christmas feelings come again. Strangers smile a warm: "Hello". Angels in the virgi...Read Full Lyrics

Roger Whittaker The sun has set and golden Clouds, Gleam in the evening sky. I must confess I'd always hoped: Today would pass me by. Jessica Whittaker Oh Dad, I really hate to s...Read Full Lyrics

Myself I'm made of nothing And my head is stuffed with hay, But my brother was a poet, Or at least that's what they say Myself I'm made of nothing I'm just an 'also-ran' My brothe...Read Full Lyrics