Torch Song Lyrics

"Okay class, open up your history books and I want you to tell me what was your favorite thing about the founding fathers?Billy, you first.""My favorite thing about the founding fa...Read Full Lyrics

In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally handicapped for six straight weeks.He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards.Then after he won an Oscar he calle...Read Full Lyrics

I don't got much money, all I care about is my honey.But you don't seem to understand a word that I say.Sitting in your kitchen, watching you scream at me and just wishin'That when...Read Full Lyrics

"You're listening to Vatican Radio, coming to you live from Vatican City.We have a very special treat in store for everyone this evening,Our next piece of music is a little hymn th...Read Full Lyrics

God hates the tips of little baby's dicks.God hates the tips of little baby's dicks.So if your kid's a male,Even though he'll scream and yell,You gotta cut it off or their little s...Read Full Lyrics

I may be a little kid, but I have been around.Can hear the girls all scream soon as our wheels touch down.Drunk kids in Tokyo, fashion shoots in Milan.Then private jet to Madison S...Read Full Lyrics

My mom's a bitch.My mom's a bitch.She thinks she knows everything.But she don't know shit.I wanna go live with my dad.I wanna go live with my dad.And Glenda.I'll feed the dog later...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's no secret that country's in some trouble here.The left is mad, the right's enraged, and the middle's disappeared.The fat cats expect us to bail out them and all their fri...Read Full Lyrics

Where is the life that I was sold?Where is a hand that I can keep a hold on?A hold onI am a life without a causeI am a girl who cannot keep her paws cleanHer paws cleanI have been ...Read Full Lyrics

Hell, I've, got nothing left to give,No other side to me.Worth it for now,Cause I need your heart to break,You keep my mind awake.My, love, oh I've got nothing left to give.[Chorus...Read Full Lyrics