Touchdown Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be gray,Put your picture on my wa...Read Full Lyrics

The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing, doing, doingI don't believe it, it's almost to good to ...Read Full Lyrics

I never knew II never knew IMic check one-twoI never knew IWho woulda knew?I never knew IWho'da known?I never knew IF*ck who woulda thought?I never knew IMotherfucker comes outI ne...Read Full Lyrics

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelingsBut I'm only going to get this one chanceSomething's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)Just a f...Read Full Lyrics

So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick, ha ha!Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two penniesI'm Clint Eas...Read Full Lyrics

(Don't kill me)Thank you!Go, go, go (what the, f***?)What the f*** are you doing?Mothaf***er bail on me? F*** you!Aw, you gotta be f***ing kidding meAre you f***ing kidding me?S***...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh shit (ooh hey ooh)Guess what?I ain't coming in yetI'll come in in a minuteAh-yo, this is my love songIt goes like thisBack when Mark Wahlberg was Marky MarkThis is how we used ...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't never been much of the church typeBut I believe in the last daysI walk through Hell almost every nightBut I believe it's a pathwaySay boy, what you doin' with your lifeWith t...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a p...Read Full Lyrics

(What's your name?) Marshall(Who's your daddy?) I don't have oneMy mother reproduced like a komodo dragonAnd had me on the back of a motorcycleThen crashed in the side of loco-moti...Read Full Lyrics