Trophy Wives Lyrics

Hold on just a God damn minute,This commercial is yet to be over!And I can't wait to try this knife out,I seriously can't wait!Yellow paint won't cover bloodstains,And yellow paint...Read Full Lyrics

I fell asleep on your gun again late last night,It was warmer than before.My eyes are burning!For every sigh I hear,I’ll roll over so you can reachFor the trigger!Is it aimed at ...Read Full Lyrics

The tea kettle called it arsonBut I assured him it was only treason!It was only treason!Bought with a passion and sold for less than a fortune!These glass eyes only break if you ca...Read Full Lyrics

I'm grabbing my nuts.I'm grabbing my nuts.I'm grabbing my nuts.I'm grabbing my nuts.I have a poodle named Bobby.He likes to lick the chili.He doesn't run on batteries,But I wish he...Read Full Lyrics

Five years and a decade ago todayI got a NES for ChristmasI started to play Castlevania IIThe first game that I purchasedAfter the Mario and Duck Hunt cross-cartridgeIt was a hobby...Read Full Lyrics

If you wanna burn hella tree Throw your hands up high If you wanna smoke Something with me Throw your hands up high I don't think you've been High like this before Yeah we smoke t...Read Full Lyrics

Turned the TV on and I got pissed.Robots in the ring, getting cut to death.A human hobby destroyin' my kind.I'll flip you over and draw the line.So I organize a team of battle bots...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I got my car back from the shop todayWith some fresh rims tinted all the way.I'm feelin' fresh, I'm feelin fly.Now all the fine ladies will give me the time.So I caled up LeF...Read Full Lyrics

Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!Gettin' fired from my jobSeems unavoidable.The robot raceIs unemployable.If I'm not lateYou know where...Read Full Lyrics

CourageIt's time for..Everybody wants to be me(But) I'm gonna be what you are notAnd if you try to come between meI'm gonna tell you to fuck right off...Read Full Lyrics