True Love Lyrics

My friend's goal in lifeIs to one day go to VenusAll I want is a wifeAnd a fully functional penisI look for some romanceAnd I see a damn fine dameShe turns and looks at my pantsOh,...Read Full Lyrics

Sailing on a pirate shipWith my rugged crewEighteen manly menNo one had a clueWent to a party on the shipWhere I met a fair young lassBefore I knew what was happeningThe cabin boy ...Read Full Lyrics

Rolling down the street in my pimped up rideWanting some chicken, preferably friedLooking out for the KFC and I see myself a honeyGet tapped on the shoulder look around and some mo...Read Full Lyrics

Ximena Sariñana con Volován La Luna Salí y di un millón de vueltas... La luna estaba puesta en el lugar que vi ayer. Perdí la brújula hace tiempo... Y busco la manera de e...Read Full Lyrics

I see you walking girlComing right up to meJust shake your body girlNice and easyI know you feeling meAnd yeah you love itI know you wanting meCome on, just touch itAnd if I promis...Read Full Lyrics

Standing there beside you as you walk into my lifeOpen up the door and turn on the lightIt was dark before, but now I can seeThe light that was surrounding youIs now surrounding me...Read Full Lyrics

Frolicking in the fields one fine dayWhen I saw a young man coming my wayHe said "gimme your gold, don't make me beg"So I pushed him over and I broke his leg"You sneaky little bast...Read Full Lyrics

Fast cars hot bitches, hot bitches fast carsFast car hot bitches, hot cars fast bitchesThis is what it's like when you come into townAll these bitches and hos and pimps aroundEvery...Read Full Lyrics

Nos hablamos pero no sabemos si será Volcados en la ilusión Me voy en un segundo Hoy necesito estar sentado desde aquí Y los dos llegamos tarde para decirnos que Y aunque eres ...Read Full Lyrics

how does it feel for you? pathetically pretending you care. catching the friends you let slip through your fingers. the scales don't lie. i shouldn't cross words with you or throw ...Read Full Lyrics