Trumpeter Landfrey Lyrics

I am afraid, afraid of my shadow So I don't go outside Afraid of my dentist So my teeth are fallin' out My canines are septic All flesh and decay Cause I only bite if...Read Full Lyrics

Seminole*chant Looks* like we might have a problem Let... the gators out boys Screams! *Florida* Home of the Gators Florida and the seminole haters Florida this one's for you Now!...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] Alone, listless Breakfast table in an otherwise empty room Young girl, violence Center of her own attention The mother reads aloud, child tries to understand it Tries...Read Full Lyrics

Bluebook value just went down Interest died just hangin’ round Stock just dropped umpteen percent Shattered in the wet cement The caveat is now I’m finally free to ...Read Full Lyrics

The distance Like daggers Unsheathed, I brace for blades Mere pinpricks Barely existent Body and spirit asleep for days Tandum by default Funerals of random Calls and broke...Read Full Lyrics

Skippin' out at just 16 I'll rest my head in the Park And by laundry machines It fuckin' ruled til it went bad I didn't miss my mom Didn't miss my dad I'll go back home whe...Read Full Lyrics

I never lost my self control Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul Waterboarded in a wallet dry Now I'm sleeping in the street On the curb kick up my feet Thing that came from up o...Read Full Lyrics

Every day I wear the same t-shirt But my odor will expire Rotting quite strategically No action of mine required If I put my best foot first You'd still decide I was the wor...Read Full Lyrics

Here's a tale: When I was 6 and militantly innocent They didn't think I'd handle it too well Turns out they were on the nose About a toddlers mortal woes Cause all we do is de...Read Full Lyrics

Time to bestow an honest eulogy unto the demon who proceeded me He put his hot dogs in the microwave and drank a case of natty light a day The man, the myth, the god of i...Read Full Lyrics