Tupperware Queen Lyrics

I've only got one real fan She is not woman, she is not man She's got her own coat of arms and her tartan and her own clan Her clan surpasses beauty always love and never duty A be...Read Full Lyrics

You've heard it said a thousand times But only heard his Broadway lines So baby please go, ain't, ain't part of the show Cause when your Romeo needs no cue or prompt The likelier y...Read Full Lyrics

You look a younger more beautiful version of death But I'm scared to hold you close or smell your breath Now your body's facing east your heart is west And you can call me leisure ...Read Full Lyrics

Well the dice that I roll never seems to land on six And that 48 card pack is short of some of my old tricks The horse I bet on all those years ago Is probably still running round ...Read Full Lyrics

The part of love that I'm scared of is the actual taking off I can take a bumpy landing But the start must be soft soft, soft, soft It must be soft Some men need your atten...Read Full Lyrics

If you could pull yourself away from that mess Surely if you could pack a punch then you can pack a dress 'Cause hot on the trail of self pity is wilderness Like hot on the heels o...Read Full Lyrics

Guard your body with the best barbed wire And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights Wear your dresses like they're up for hire...Read Full Lyrics

All the secrets we have shared Have moved to a couple better paired So if he impales himself on javelin or spike I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike And if he wants to ...Read Full Lyrics