Tupperware Twang Lyrics

Waking up, one down, to a daybreak With a destination of dynamite The mountains can be murderers When you wanna shine like anthracite Nature and humankind holding knives, Nurt...Read Full Lyrics

Distinguished members Of our decorated society, Your attention to center stage If you would please The Order of Nostalgic Waxers Has called this meeting To discuss the myster...Read Full Lyrics

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Dear friends and dear family: We have gathered here today To celebrate the beauty of Rooney & Jolley, Two of humanity's finest human beings, Who were taken from us all By a t...Read Full Lyrics

I will never forget the night that J.D. Salinger Pasted his face to my bedroom window And demanded to know all my thoughts About every work of his I'd ever read He told me that...Read Full Lyrics

Everything else you said was great, But that-- --- --you said it once Yeah, everything else you said was great, But that-- --- --you said it once Our spleens empty so quickly...Read Full Lyrics

Nazis protested another rainbow today They and theirs have been doing that for centuries, Launching desperation from their lungs About majority white clouds proving superiority ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Oh my Oh my brain O my brain has never munched such mush The Republican and Democratic parties Disputing minuscule percentiles Between their respective barbarities Part...Read Full Lyrics

Yes, sir, and Yes, ma'am, I raise my hand And I do swear To bounce my brain between spheres And I Will console myself with conflict Should I descend into despair Yes, sir, a...Read Full Lyrics

Some of us artists are sorry, So very sorry Some of us artists are truly sorry, So truly sorry Some of us artists are sorry, So very sorry (Sorry) Some of us artists are t...Read Full Lyrics