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She took all the pleasure and none of the pain All of the credit and none of the blame I came home to an empty flat She'd left me a note and taken the cat The cord that they knott...Read Full Lyrics

Typewriter torment, dreadful disease Caught it the first day I touched the keys You wear down your fingers and churn out your pap It eats up your life like a dose of the clap Typew...Read Full Lyrics

T.V. Ceasar Mighty Mouse Holds his court in every house Spied in every crack and corner Watch you eat your TV dinner Creeping in through eyes and ears Finding out your secret fears...Read Full Lyrics

'Twas tea-time at the circus: King Jimi, he was there Through hoops he skipped, high wires he tripped, and all the while the glare Of the aching, baking spotlight beat down upon hi...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't no doubt about it Ain't no doubt about it Ain't gonna shout about it: oh yeah Gonna have to keep you guessing Ain't no use in you confessing Ain't no use for you to mumble Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't gonna ride that whisky train Ain't gonna burn up no more flame Throw away my bottle down the drain Ain't gonna ride that whisky train To think that i could be so wrong To be ...Read Full Lyrics

You know I caught a glimpse, thought I understood But I left it all far behind Now if I'd known then what I know now Do you think I would've been so blind? Gonna take myself to the...Read Full Lyrics

Wizard man's got a magic tooth Carry it low but keep it loose Don't wait for christmas when the four winds blow When they carry you out you're gonna have to go Wizard man's got a ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going downstairs to be a poet Got a great idea: gonna write a sonnet A verse or two of fearless prose A priceless quip to gild the rose I'll make my fortune overnight My work w...Read Full Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wine Too many poets and not enough rhyme Too many glasses and not enough time Draw your own conclusions My old dog's a good old dog My old ma...Read Full Lyrics