Turn Up the Beef Lyrics

You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touc...Read Full Lyrics

It's the night of the show, your sketch is killin'The audience is having the time of their livesWhen suddenly, it hits you: a case of the gigglesAnd you know you just can't hold it...Read Full Lyrics

You'll never walk on the ceiling if you've never been flat on the floor And you can't soak up the sun if you've never been stuck in the storm You can't find somebody if you never l...Read Full Lyrics

I got a hankerin' for doin' somethin' crazy Don't have to tell me, girl, yeah, I know that it's Wednesday But you're lookin' so good, it feels like Friday (night), huh That ripped ...Read Full Lyrics

The lights are down, but you're shinin' Like you always do Every day, I'm reminded Of the miracle of you You're too good for coincidence And too perfect for an accident And I'm no...Read Full Lyrics

Don't even want the attention But yeah, that's all that she's getting Her song is on and she's spinning around, yeah She got me drunk like Corona Heart racing like it's Daytona Ooh...Read Full Lyrics

We drank our beer in the basement So no one would know We didn't care where the days went Had nowhere to go, Center Point Road When everything was about a kiss And clouds just look...Read Full Lyrics

Up and down streets of a no-name town Me and her with the windows down 35s rolling on the ground Loving every minute Skoal peach in the side of the door Coke cans rolling on the fl...Read Full Lyrics

We got that top down on a old jeep Rolling through the country Yeah, just two hearts and a backbeat Spending all our money On a bag of ice and a case of Light It's about a thousand...Read Full Lyrics

You say it every day now I know I get spaced out In a conversation Yeah, it's been a hard year You say that I don't hear All the words you're saying And it makes you miss me Even w...Read Full Lyrics