Turns Out I'm Trouble Lyrics

That was the best day of my lifeI won't forget the timeWe crashed the old folks' homeWe were ballroom dancingWe ate some Jello, ate some VicodinAnd tap danced through the old folks...Read Full Lyrics

Insemination of spoiled semenVaginal flesh defiledAs the seed of sulfur growsRapture with no endIgniting the flame of Christ agony2000 years of light destroyedAnd a child shall lea...Read Full Lyrics

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina, music would play and Felina would whirl Blacker than night we...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1]Someone's on the runTalkin' about you [?]Said the rollin' stoneThis very day goes homeAll this way to [?][?] misunderstandHow lovely all it wasHow lovely all it was[Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1]You call it, "Rain"I call it, "The parkin' lot gets a bath"Stuck in our carBut that don't mean we're not allowed to laughRight now is a pretty good time[Verse 2]We can mak...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1]It's a big old mess of brick and stoneMan can't live on love aloneYeah I hear that's good 'cause it's all goneYeah there's nothin' to do but carry on[Chorus]Rain falls dow...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1]ManhattanSaddest of Saturday mornin'sThinkin' what I shouldn't be thinkin'Thinkin' how it could have been[Verse 2]Twice overDropped in to party, but dead nowWonderin' why ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1]The actor sits in a windowless roomApplying his makeup, remembering his friendsThey're all dead now, or married with childrenIt's the very same thing where the actor is co...Read Full Lyrics

He said "Can I buy you a drink?"What he meant was, "Can I buy you?"Yeah his eyes were pits of despairBut his accent recalled the bayouOh, and women go crazy for guys who talk funny...Read Full Lyrics

There's a half a million drunks outAnd there's hundred thousand thugsAnd I'm selling booze to kids nowWearing my kid sister's glovesI don't know what I'm doing anymoreI don't know ...Read Full Lyrics