Turtle Crazy Lyrics

Were 21 Today, 21 Today We've got the key to the door Never been 21 before Father says we can do as we like Mother says the same We're a bunch o'weirdos 21 today...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy lives his life for charity Jimmy's got no wife just an O. B. E. Everybody depends on Jimmy Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off Jimmy reckons they've all enough If they want ...Read Full Lyrics

It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu, Remember when you had toothache... A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so, You will have to stay happy... Chorus: Remember... Wors...Read Full Lyrics

We fight fot the Queen & country & we're back here again Over the hills to the battlefield 10 thousand marching men We never say surrender butnow we must admit Shove the rotten reg...Read Full Lyrics

Insanity is everywhere, It's a pity it's everywhere we go... We're mad John, Sirens are wailing everywhere, Wars underway... Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, The scor...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I never sneeze when you're around, And you never think I have a cold, But when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need, You and a box of handkerchiefs... My nose never runs when you'r...Read Full Lyrics

An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries You'll laugh all the way with so little to pay Sail with the North Sea Sail with th...Read Full Lyrics

There's a fella from a film Reminds me of Duncan Goodewe But he's not a proper skinhead Cause he hasn't got a tattoo He's not as wise as he seems Coz he's just an actor He's a dunc...Read Full Lyrics

-There's something in my way That kills me every day But I know I'm okay All alone There's something in my mind That kills me every time But I know that I'm right All alone He said...Read Full Lyrics

-Skydiver Away again She comes to me With a gram and a grin My lover She knows how to pull my strings She says to me Move over and over and over and in Until you cry, dive Dive int...Read Full Lyrics