She said she wants to fuck me with my uniform on
She grabbed me by the bat, now it's going, going, gone
I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out
But she nutted three times th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
[Conversation between two men - slashes will represent relevant changes in speaker]
Hey, what a great day for a swim. / Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt? / Too many hickeys on my...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
(Phone ringing)
Hello,
Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?
No, the games on.
Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From shootin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Hey
Hey. What's wrong?
Come quick, some losers wanna fight us
Oh, not again. I'll go get my gun
Okay
You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kil...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
When will the bass drop?
When will the bass drop?
When will the bass drop?
When will the bass drop?
When will the bass drop?
When will the bass drop?
When will the bass drop?...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Yea, it’s not as good as their first album but there’s some funny stuff on it
I disagree
I think they’re all wack
Excuse me young people
Yea
Perhaps you could help me, I’m ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em Kiv!
Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin' at me like "You for real dude?"
Aye yo, hold up, hold...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Hey yo, check this out. I was just at the club right, heard these two dudes talking, one of them said to the other one, that they knew someone, who said you guys are wack!
(Who s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Adam Levine: yolo
Andy: yolo, you only live once.
The battle cry of a generation.
This life is a precious gift.
So don't get too crazy,
It's not worth the risk.
Chorus
Adam Lev...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island
Why not me?
Do I not deserve a nomination?
The reviews were raves to be sure
"Fun for the whole family
Look no farther than Thor"
Why not me?
I left my family to fight for ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Lonely Island