Two Daughters and a Beautiful Wife Lyrics

It was a straight shot All it took was luck to not get caught I laid three dimes down and the machine wanted 25 cents In the back seat her and a friend, One out the window and the ...Read Full Lyrics

I got a brand new car that drinks a bunch of gas I got a house in a neighborhood that's fading fast I got a dog and a cat that don't fight too much I got a few hundred channels to ...Read Full Lyrics

I just met Huston, He was lookin' for your door. He said he'd like to buy a horse. I saw he had a map of the county in his hand. He had your house circled red. Cherokee is too dam...Read Full Lyrics

Here I am again perfect timing, The strings are ringing and the words are rhyming I used to hate the fool in me, but only in the morning Now I tolerate him all day long Out on the...Read Full Lyrics

Daddy needs a drink to deal with all the beauty To deal with all the madness to keep from blowing up Daddy needs a drink to calm down the badness To execute his gladness on the ful...Read Full Lyrics

It was 1990 give or take I don't remember When the news of revolution hit the air The girls hadn't even started taking down our posters When the boys started cutting off their hair...Read Full Lyrics

Bob goes to church every Sunday Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin' Bob never have to have dinner with the Preacher Cos' Bob never bothered gettin' married He likes to drink a...Read Full Lyrics

You ain't much of a player and you ain't playin' for free. You just know all the chatter and you've been chattin' at me. Now you're takin' me down with a home field advantage. And ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a big fat man on a mechanical bull in slow motion like Debra Winger And he gets knocked off and I think he's hurt, It's a bitch facing facts and figures There's a band on s...Read Full Lyrics

It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call She's got no money for a cab she's way to drunk to walk Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs About trying to ...Read Full Lyrics