Two-Song Set Lyrics

Watch me rock I'm over thirtyWatch me get down low and dirtyWatch me rock I'm over thirty nowYou young men in your twenties and your teensThinkin' you're the only ones that can mak...Read Full Lyrics

Reader and advisor, can you help me pleaseCheck the cards, read my palm, personal tea leavesWill I be a millionaire? Will true love come my way?Reader and advisor, I'll head what y...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I dreamed that I won a GrammyIt was presented to me by Debbie Harry.I ran up on stage in my tuxI gulped and said, "Aw, shucks"I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Chr...Read Full Lyrics

Dump the dog and feed the garbageMow the floor and sweep the lawnSalt and pepper on my porridgeSome day I'll be dead and goneOh my good girl loves me madlyAnd my bad girl is a flir...Read Full Lyrics

Happy birthday Martha, happy birthday, birthday girlI'm sorry I can't be there for that party, birthday girlBut pin the tail upon the donkey in that party dressBalloons, and cake, ...Read Full Lyrics

I was raised here in Westchester CountyI was taught in the Country Day SchoolWe were richer than most, I don't mean to boastBut I swam in the country club poolWith a father from He...Read Full Lyrics

At twelve midnight I called my momOn April Fool's Day mornWe two are close sometimes I thinkBecause I was breech-bornThe doctor reached inside of herHe turned me 'round and pulled ...Read Full Lyrics

"Fame and wealth that's what I'm afterBucks and praise that's what I craveHow I get 'em hardly mattersFor these things I'll be your slaveI'll kiss you arse, I'll kiss your keisterK...Read Full Lyrics

The limousine was waitingOutside the studioIn stepped poor John LennonAnd his wife YokoOno - Not JohnOn up 44th StreetLeft at 8th avenueUp to the DakotaA man waits there for youOh ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna go to the supermarketI'm gonna go to the liquor storeI'm gonna get me some cardboard boxesYou know what them boxes are forI'm gonna rent me a U-Haul trailerIt on the back...Read Full Lyrics