Two Short Planks Lyrics

I'm thinking free - like the bird flying over, over the animals in the zoo. How do you do? What's it like to be in there? Think about it. You're locked behind wires. Safe and ...Read Full Lyrics

I sit in judgement on the market square. I have my favourite table and I have my chair. Natives are friendly and the sun flies high. All kinds of crazy waiters ? they go drifting b...Read Full Lyrics

She dances through the flower-filled room Sea-green eyes a-sparking. Or are they blue? The message clear: Seduce the master, winking. Dainty feet circles inscribe Upon the froz...Read Full Lyrics

I get lost in crowds: if I can, I remain invisible to the hungry mouths. I stay unapproachable. I wear the landscape of the urban chameleon. Scarred by attention. And quietly ad...Read Full Lyrics

A raft of penguins on a frozen sea. Expectant faces look down on me. Shuffle uneasy. The whistler plays. Counting eleven, they begin to pray. Tenuous but clinging, the missing li...Read Full Lyrics

A week of moments ? a clutch of days Ten thousand minutes of a Passion Play. Medley of quavers informs the tune. It's all too much: over all too soon. Sweet condensation on chill...Read Full Lyrics

My hand of thumbs is shaking I am so glad to meet you All tongue-tied and twisted My lips stuck like glue More than a lifetime to say, "How are you?" More than an ocean to cross b...Read Full Lyrics

My old black cat passed away this morning He never knew what a hard day was. Woke up late and danced on tin roofs. If questioned "Why?" answered, "Just because." He never spoke mu...Read Full Lyrics

A Morris Minor, a cafe noir Banana smoothie, snails in a jar Three dodgy sailors, a girl on skates A little too muscled from doing weights A family wedding, a sushi bar Sand in...Read Full Lyrics

Dinner table chattering classes Tell all we need to know. Like it. Lump it. Dig it. Dump it ? on your late, late show. And do you think you're Ralitsa Vassileva? You're just ...Read Full Lyrics