Two Ton Tessie Lyrics

Maggie dear, just won't go out aloneSeems that she must have a chaperoneWhen we go out no matter where we're boundThere's always somebody aroundShe brings her father, her motherHer...Read Full Lyrics

Came in last night at half past tenThat baby of mine wouldn't let me inGet it on over (move it on over)Move it on over (move it on over)Move over little dog 'cause the big dog's mo...Read Full Lyrics

(Beaver)(Beaver)Straggly raggly hair on his chinBattered and tattered and ugly as sinEagle-eyed and floppy-earedHe's the man with the weird beardWho is he, what is he, nobody knows...Read Full Lyrics

The naughty lady of Shady LaneHas hit the town like a bombThe back-fence gossip ain't been this goodSince Mabel ran off with TomOur town was peaceful and quietBefore she came on th...Read Full Lyrics

As I walked down this old lonely streetWell it seems like No one seen to wanna speakOh who cares, oh who caresFor meAll the world seem cold, everything is grayNothin' seems the sam...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want you to say pretty words Makin' music like the sweet singing birds I don't want you to be no fool And don't treat me no special way, just say "I love you so" now and th...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a tiger by the tail, it's plain to seeI won't be much when you get through with meWell I'm a losing weight and I'm turning mighty paleLooks like I've got a tiger by the ta...Read Full Lyrics

Well, you treat me just like dirt,And you think that it doesn't hurt.You say I look so funny,Every time you put me down.You say I even look funny when I cry,But you're in for big s...Read Full Lyrics

You say you're leaving meFor someone newPlease say you're teasing meSay it's not trueSay it, come onAnd say you're foolingWhoa, say it's a lieWhoa, say you're fooling me, babyDon't...Read Full Lyrics

By the light of the silvery moonI want to spoon, I want to tell youTo my honey I'll croon love's tuneHoneymoonKeep on shining in JuneYour silvery beams will bring love dreamsWe'll ...Read Full Lyrics