Two Ton Paperweight Lyrics

What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts." What if your hands were made of Hot Pocket...Read Full Lyrics

(Alex: Alex: Alex: alex! This is a slow song. You can do that in the next one) I'm looking at you After it's all over And I don't feel quite the same That look in your eyes Says y...Read Full Lyrics

This song is so heavy It makes you want to headbutt a mountain It makes razor blades taste like candy It makes you want to punch a tornado This chorus is nothing but growling Oooo...Read Full Lyrics

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing If you engage in spam There's something you should know That I will hunt you down And to destroy you! Bur...Read Full Lyrics

Follow me into the sun They're calling me into the sun Flow through the air, will you follow me there Follow me into the sun All of my friends will be with me again Won't you follo...Read Full Lyrics

Some say the bad men built a big machine That they hide from the world Hide from the world Code name "Operation Nightshade" Have you heard of all of the bad men? Hav...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I wonder what will ever become of me And if life's worth it's living at all Sometimes I smile at the ones who think they've got life down And they say that I'm living it ...Read Full Lyrics

Be seated now, lay your small ante down As the dark dealer smiles to the play Dear player of my little game I don't believe I caught your name That's alright now lay your hand down...Read Full Lyrics

I the watchful eye I am the butterfly You know you never heard me screaming I am the question why I am the butterfly Mister mojo can you hear me screaming Hey jude you look just l...Read Full Lyrics

Now the wind won't blow away The sun won't come out to save the rainy day Going nowhere, not today The great tomorrow's coming anyway From a tear in the sky, crying inside Blood o...Read Full Lyrics