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From the neck down, gleaming,photogenicScrap the rest, dear, it doesn’t fit the frameYou’ve a kit like a whale in (Cantinaw)Could win an Oscar, the trunk becomes the nameFrom t...Read Full Lyrics

I’m still in the cupboardBecause big women look much worse than big menAnd I’m a fifteen stone defenderThe clothes that I have stowed awaySimply accentuate my weightBut big is ...Read Full Lyrics

How many more frames before you realize The painted airhead just doesn’t suit youStep out (of) the half-dressed, reclining bomb-shellStep out (of) the bombshell of tabloid sheikA...Read Full Lyrics

This mountain pressure fills my eyesAnd some heroes pass me byA dazzling floral displaySinging, “How I wish you could’ve seen us,On and on, I wish you could’ve seen us.”Dee...Read Full Lyrics

You’re six-foot two, a pure angelThe skulking butler for pornoThis cherub wants you blindfold, prostrateLatex wonder-braHe’s got a burning ambitionHe’ll give you the ammuniti...Read Full Lyrics

And this is why I wish I could be just like Spencer TracyBut I don’t have the build or the poiseAnd I’m a few pounds shyIf I were more like Spencer,I might not carry this handf...Read Full Lyrics

I don’t like itThis pressing flesh of star signGerman eyes on postageWhere’s he gone today?And I liked itThe way this blood was herselfThe sunny skies encirclingRead them new t...Read Full Lyrics

Girlfriend, really what can I say?I’m sick of seeing you half-dressed in bit partsSick of trying to get where you’re atOf wasting every lemon to size eightSuper nailed and wafe...Read Full Lyrics

Matador thrown gored wide openA belly burst flows full of wineAlcoholic flair for pornoKills the instinct every timeBloodsport, bonding, booze, and babesEvery inch a macho swineHe ...Read Full Lyrics

Cop says if I say a word, he’ll kill meClimbing into his boxersDead-end street, skulking in a doorwayWith his pants ‘round his anklesJerk-off over a weekend T.V. guideWhy highG...Read Full Lyrics