Uncle Gordie Lyrics

My girlfriend is a lesbian Not even bi-sexual Am I just a thespian Acting out Romeo? We cruise chicks together We dress in real fake leather But sometimes the weather, It gets to ...Read Full Lyrics

I won't change, don't want to be changed Why would I want to be like you? The cutouts shout their insults as I'm walking down the hall Turn around and tell them to "go back to t...Read Full Lyrics

She's so much cooler than you I get nervous and I shy away When I see her dressed that way She must have problems meeting new people Can't talk to her without seeming like a creep,...Read Full Lyrics

He's out on the town wearing black leather pants and a button down Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room Scared to get caught in his gaze They've rea...Read Full Lyrics

I have been saving my money for many a year Then you sold me out to the cable man, woah, my dear You say you're not guilty, you say you've been talling the truth But I caught you k...Read Full Lyrics

You sleep all day, and you sleep all night All busted up cause you got ina fight You can't keep your job, Cause you can't work straight You try to pick fights when you show up late...Read Full Lyrics

Accusations fly with elements of violence You're wondering whom to blame for your digraced name You got no reason except for one, just look at what you've done Don't believe what t...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody pay attention to what I'm gonna say I'll tell you my story so you'll understand What it means to be broke, dropped, and fired in one day To wake up in the morning with th...Read Full Lyrics

She's so hot So god damn hot She's dressed to say whoa, man! She'll give you all she's got So you want to be with ehr With someone so fine? She really want a boss man And to have a...Read Full Lyrics

Out of control, gotta think fast Can't let you forget the things in your past It's nothing new, It's a travesty of justice You're still high on the hog you untouchable pricks The t...Read Full Lyrics