Uncle Frank [Alternate Take] Lyrics

People staring at me as they wheel me Down the ramp toward my plane The war is over for me I've forgotten everything except the pain Thank you sir, and yes sir, it was worth it For...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a sinister elf, With a sinister plan, Santa's little helper, With too much time on my hands, He's got a fine lookin' wife, For such an old man, I can see her lookin' at me, Whe...Read Full Lyrics

Grandpa's pissed his pants again He don't give a damn Uncle John's been acting strange He ain't been right since Vietnam [Chorus] Sweet home Alabama Play that dead man's song Turn...Read Full Lyrics

Little pony and great big horse went out in a great big truck Great big horse could trot real fast, little pony he could not. Great big horse could run so fast for so much of his ...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time you dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall" You thought they were all kiddin' you ...Read Full Lyrics